Random thoughts and jokes

Post #192 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

The easiest way to find something that's lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Post #193 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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Post #194 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

RE: Random thoughts and jokes

by thomasstierneyTextile

Confucius Say:
When Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered
'Theory of Relative Titty'.

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Post #195 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

Daily exercise, proper diet and you will be in good health,
which is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die.

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Post #196 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

Due to recent budget cuts and the cost of electricity, gas and oil,
as well as current market conditions and the continued decline of the U.S. economy,
The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

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Post #197 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

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by ManOfWicklowTextile

Mine has never been switched on.

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Post #198 thomasstierneyUltra Nudist

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by thomasstierneyTextile

My ex was weird, One year; I bought her a cemetery plot on her birthday.
The next year, I didnt buy her a birthday gift. When she asked why,
I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
Wrong again.....

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Post #199 ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance.

RE: Random thoughts and jokes

by ManOfWicklowTextile

A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death."

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