RE: Rhymes or Limericks.There is a soldier in the GRASS,with a bullet up his ASS.Pull it out, pull it OUT,like a good boy SCOUT.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.A fellow whose mortgage was due
Had even more woes than he knew.
His payment, though late,
Was the least of his fate;
His wife and his girlfriend were too.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.There once was an attorney quite tough,
Who cut all his deals in the buff.
When his clients asked why,
He would give this reply:
When Im nude, no one dares give me guff.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.I confess my ex wife was not one
To use sunscreen, but don't make fun.
Her skin wasstill protected;
By the scheme she selected
To hide and stay out of the sun.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.A fellow got into a fix
After betting on rather poor picks.
Not casinos or horses
I'm talking divorces;
He married four henpecking chicks.
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Post #167ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.The bride looked astounding in white,
The best man was sad and contrite,
Please don't think the worst,
But I had her first,
She slept in my bedroom last night.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.A woman went out on a date
With a man who was easy to hate.
So why did she go?
He had plenty of dough
And was ancient and soon would be "the late".
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