Post #132ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.In London, a bill is a pound,
While in France, its the Euro that's found.
Here in U. S. of A,
The dollar holds $way.
Whirled trade makes the money-go-round.
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Post #134ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.There was an old farmer named Lear,
Who possessed a fine cow that gave beer.
Budweiser or Schlitz,
Could be tapped from her teats,
And pretzels came out of the rear.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.Mr. Weiner, I once was a fan;
You're an outspoken, liberal man.
But I'm sorry you're screwed
By the ick factor, dude,
So your mayoral plans simply don't scan.
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Post #136ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.Here lies the body
of Jonathan Blake,
Stepped on the gas
instead of the brake.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.A woman who spent her last pound
Bought a plaything to tickle her mound.
When the batteries failed
"La Dee Da," she exhaled.
"For the milkman will soon be around."
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Post #138ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.In a flower show, Ned from Australia,
Painted his butt like a dahlia,
For colour and size,
it won the first prize
But the smell was a hell of a failure.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.The GOP gets lots of ink
As they try with great effort to link
The prez to a scandal
(A job they can't handle).
Who's running this crew? Colonel Klink?
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Post #140ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.A male virgin who tried to persuade
His friend that last night hed been laid
Answered this when his chum
Asked him, Well, did she come?:
Of course she did! Whats more, she stayed!
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