Post #92ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.There once was a man of Bengal
Who was asked to a fancy-dress ball;
He said, "I will risk it
And go as a biscuit"
But a dog ate him up in the hall.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.A fellow was planning to wed
a gal rather awful in bed.
When he gave her a sex book,
She wouldn't even take a look,
So he married the author instead.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.I once was footloose and fancy free,
Hiking through Tennessee.
Then I got caught in a barn sleeping
Despite all my weeping,
I'm now under lock and key.
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Post #95ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.I was feeling so tired I needed a bed,
So went to sleep in a dirty old shed,
Whilst having a nap,
I felt a big slap,
As the roof fell down on my head.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.As the roof fell down on my head.
I was afraid I was gonna be dead.
Then appeared a beautiful barmaid,
I was sure I was going to get laid,
But, I awoke with a head ache instead.
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Post #97ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.The roof fell down on my poor head,
When I was in the barmaid's bed,
"It's clear to see,
You're trapped on me,
What will my husband say " she said.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.While going down on the barmaid bed,
The roof fell down on my head.
If she didn't prefer this,
That darn Cunnilingus.
It would have landed on my ass instead.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.Their God's plan made a hopeful beginning,
But Man spoilt his chances by sinning;
The faithful trust that the story
Will end in their great glory,
But at present our side is winning.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.Jack and Jill Went up the hill,
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass,
And now two of his front teeth are missing.
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Post #101ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Tofind some wild roses,
All they got wasa daffodil,
And pollen up their noses.
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