RE: Rhymes or Limericks.There's something I feel I must say,
although I'm not here every day,
I enjoy composing a rhyme
from time to time.
Please, y'all continue to play.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.Most limericks pack laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones are seldom comical.
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Post #84ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.A Brief Limerick Story:
The Erratic Rat
There was a ridiculous Rat
Who was awfully puffy and fat.
Ill carry, he said,
This plate on my head,
Twill answer in place of a hat.
And then he remarked with a frown,
I suppose that I must have a gown;
Ill make me a kilt
Of this old crazy-quilt,
To wear when Im going to town.
And of course, though the weather is warm,
It may be therell come up a storm;
An umbrella Ill make
Of a caraway cake,
Itll match with my whole uniform.
"And Ill carry a bottle of ink
In case I should wish for a drink;
And this flat-iron so sweet
Ill take with me to eat,
And now I am ready, I think.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.A barmaid whose behind was superior.
Was told, "Your singing is quite inferior!"
She was never known to be crass,
and did show some real class
when she said, "You can kiss my posterior!"
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.There once was a young girl named Charlotte,
Who made extra cash as a harlot.
She screwed a producer,
Who tried to seduce her,
And now she's a Hollywood Starlet.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.There was a young girl from Rabat,
who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
When she found she had no tit for Tat.
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Post #88ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.There was an old man of Madrid
Who ate 65 eggs - yes, he did!
When they asked, "Are you faint?"
He replied, "No, I ain't -
But I don't feel as well as I did!"
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.A felon was trying to run,
But his plan to escape was undone:
He tripped and he fell,
Tumbling into a well.
Never run while you're under the gun.
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Post #90ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.A traveler once to his sorrow
Requested a ticket to Morrow.
Said the railman, "It's plain
That there isn't a train
To Morrow today, but tomorrow."
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.An elderly man called Keith
Mislaid his set of false teeth -
They'd been laid on a chair,
He'd forgot they were there,
Sat down, and was bitten beneath.
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