RE: Add A Limerick.A fellow was rushed to the doc,
After getting shot up with a Glock.
The surgeon, quite nice,
Gave the guy sage advice:
"Wives in swimsuits are best not to mock."
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RE: Add A Limerick.A salty young gal is enraged
When she learns that her date is engaged,
So she curses the fellow
Spews hate with a bellow,
Then shoots. Guess her anger ain't staged.
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Post #55ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Add A Limerick.There once was a man who like to drive,
Exceedinglyfast along highway five,
When out of town,
His foot went down,
And then that engine would come alive.
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RE: Add A Limerick.There once was a man who drove nude,
When he went shopping for fast food.
At the pick up window of KFC,
His naked body all could see.
He went out of his way to be viewed.
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Post #57ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Add A Limerick.There was a young lady from Maine,
Who was in considerable pain,
She fell off her seat,
Onto the dogs feet,
Andhe bit her again and again.
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RE: Add A Limerick.There was a young lady from Maine,
With many men she had lain.
She should have fellated,
All of the men she dated,
Childbirth did cause her much pain.
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RE: Add A Limerick.Rose are red, violets are blue,
Wishing a Happy New Year to you.
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Post #60ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Add A Limerick.Roses are red violets are blue,
Too much to eat and to drink too,
Had whiskey galore,
And stillhaving more,
To toast the New Year to you.
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RE: Add A Limerick.If there's one thing I cannot abide,
It is people who cannot decide
What to eat, where to go,
Hot or cold, fast or slow.
Do you think I should take it in stride?
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