RE: Add A Limerick.A woman who always whored, blew
Some crazy men she never knew
But she was quite proud
That she'd never allowed
One nut to thread onto her screw
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Post #23ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Add A Limerick.There once was an old man from Delhi,
His feet were so dirty and smelly,
When he took off his shoe,
The air would turn blue,
And so would the hair on his belly.
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RE: Add A Limerick.There once was a boy named Kevin
Who used a vacuum to stretch it to seven,
Then eight and then nine,
And though ten was divine,
There will be film at eleven.
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RE: Add A Limerick.A woman was looking askance
At a hoofer she spotted by chance.
He danced by the book.
So why the odd look?
The fellow was wearing no pants.
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RE: Add A Limerick.There once was a man with vast lust
Who, sadly, was not that robust
No matter his desire
With a lady for hire
He finished with only one thrust
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RE: Add A Limerick.A politician who needed a doc,
displayed palpitations & shock.
Said the doctor: "I fear
that the fiscal cliff's near,
and you really need H&R Block."
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Post #28ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Add A Limerick.A circus performer named Brian,
Once smiled as he rode on a lion,
They came back from the ride,
But with Brian inside,
Anda smile on the face of the lion.
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RE: Add A Limerick.There once was a young man from France
Who refused to ever wear pants
This made it quite tricky
And often quite sticky
When he found partners willing to dance
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Post #30ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Add A Limerick.A pretty young lass from Aberdeen
The prettiest lass you ever seen,
But why she did smell,
Nobody could tell,
Cause nobody knew where she had been.
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RE: Add A Limerick.A pretty young lass from Aberdeen,
was very sloppy about personal hygiene.
Her behavior was also rather lewd,
she usually answered the door while nude.
So her visitors were few and far between.
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