RE: Add A Limerick.Take a yoga class naked? How scary!
I confess that the thought makes me wary.
Yes Ill gladly condone
Nude yoga alone.
But in public? Im sorry. I'm too hairy.
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RE: Add A Limerick.There once was a well hung young dude,
Who practiced yoga while in the nude.
He carefully always locked the door,
While down on the mat on the floor
He did not want to be viewed being lewd.
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Post #14ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Add A Limerick.There was a young girl from Cape Cod,
Who thought babies came only from God.
T'wasn't the Almighty
Who lifted her nightie.
T'was Roger the Lodger by god!
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RE: Add A Limerick.There once was a girl from Norway
Who hung from her toes in the doorway.
She said to her beau,
Hey, look at me Joe,
I think I've found one more way!
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Post #16ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Add A Limerick.In Paris I yearned for some wine,
The Bordeaux we selected was fine,
After 15 more glasses,
We fell on our asses,
And couldn't even walk a straight line.
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Post #17ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Add A Limerick.There was a young man called Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave,
He said "I admit,
I am a bit of a shit,
But think of the money I save".
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RE: Add A Limerick.A woman who wasn't too bright
Met the Wong twins, who asked if she might
Take them both for a spin.
She said, "Sex is a sin!"
They convinced her two Wongs make a right.
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RE: Add A Limerick.A woman who always wore blue,
joined a group where only navy would do.
She liked turquoise and teal
And saw aquas appeal.
But her militant view? Navy? Ew!
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Post #20ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Add A Limerick.There was a younglady here on TN.
She would only sign in now and then,
Her old man was a prudist,
Who didn't like nudists,
So next time we see her I don't know when.
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RE: Add A Limerick.A woman who always wore blue
Was picky with whom she'd rendezvous
The frustration was killin' her
'Til she found the right cylinder
Now any D battery will do.
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