RE: Add A Limerick.There once was a young man from France,
Who always got naked to dance.
His bouncing dong,
was really long.
So women loved to see him prance.
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Post #33ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Add A Limerick.There was a young man from TN,
And his thing was thin as a pen,
Girls would grin,
as he put it in,
Andthey never did want it again.
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RE: Add A Limerick.There was a young man from TN,
Who wanted women to do it again,
So his thing he did exercise,
Even tho it did not increase the size,
he always ended with a big grin.
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Post #35ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Add A Limerick.A young Japanese girl from TN,
Would do it for just a few yen,
It was nice for the price,
But don't think twice,
I would like to do it again.
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RE: Add A Limerick.A young Japanese girl from TN,
knew she had the last grin.
For that cheap a price,
She left him with lice,
Because his thing was thin as a pen.
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Post #37ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Add A Limerick.When this young Japanese girl from TN,
Came across an old man called Big Ben,
It was such a sight,
She thought that she might,
Give him a free go now and then.
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RE: Add A Limerick.The young Japanese girl from TN,
was almost too tight for Big Ben,
altho they did it all night,
he thought that he might,
never be able to pee again.
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RE: Add A Limerick.In our chimney, old Santa was blue.
He was stuck, and not sure what to do.
My son, filled with dread
Asked Is Santa Claus dead?
No, he just has a bad case of flue.
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Post #40ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Add A Limerick.A pretty young lady from Japan,
Willdrink as much wine as she can,
And now on TN,
She'll do it when,
She's in the chat with a young man.
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Post #41ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Add A Limerick.Tis' early morning on christmas eve,
The barmaid's tugging on my sleeve,
"Wake up Jack,
My husband's back",
She said "you'd better quickly leave.
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