Post #72ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.So late arising from my bed,
Cannot find my thinking head,
Thissilly old mind
lost track of time,
And this lastline does not rhyme.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.The sign on the door was in blue:
Shoes and shirts, or we cannot serve you.
But that waitress looked pissed
So I'm thinkin' that list
Maybe shoulda had pants on it, too.
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Post #74ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.The funniest sign I ever saw,
Hanging on an old shop door,
"We don't have plenty
when we're empty,
So don't come back for anymore"
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.On the breast of a barmaid named Gale,
Is tattooed the price of brown ale.
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Is the same information, in braille!
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Post #76ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.The other night I had a drink,
It was a funny colored pink,
I did not like the taste,
So drank it down in haste,
And now my breath does stink.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.Said a guy who liked to drink beer,
"To me it is perfectly clear.
the more suds you drink,
the better you think!"
And then he fell on his ear.
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Post #78ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.To me it is perfectly clear,
Whenever I'm drinking beer,
And fall to the floor,
I don't have anymore,
Or the headache will be severe.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.There once was an old man named Flynn,
who drank daily from a bottle of gin.
He'd wake from his nap,
with a memory gap,
and befriend the old bottle again.
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Post #80ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.There's something I feel Imust relay,
I'm finding it harder every day,
Composing rhyme
every time,
That's really all I have to say.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.Tho, with rhymes I like to play,
I read what you had to say.
I wouldn't feel blue,
If you wanna try something new.
If you have something post it today.
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