RE: Rhymes or Limericks.The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.When experts say wine is amusing,
Its a compliment. Ain't that confusing?
Why laugh at a wine
If you think that its fine?
Methinks they do far too much boozing.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.Masturbating is a sin; That's what some folk believe.
But those are just old wives' tales; Outdated and naive.
So if you're feeling tense or stressed.
A quick wank does relieve.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.A fat gal who was catching some rays
Doffed her clothes and lay prone on her chaise.
She displayed herself vainly.
We have to speak plainly:
Passersby rapidly averted their gaze
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Post #116ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.There was a young girl from Rabat
Who had triplets: Nan, Pat, and Tat.
It was fun in the breeding,
but hell in the feeding,
as she found she had no tit for Tat.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.A woman was catching some rays
As part of a new diet craze.
Her face turned really pale,
When she got on the scale,
Cuz it worked in mysterious weighs.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.Spring is legally set to begin,
Which in light of the weather is a sin:
Last night London had snow,
Sleet, rain, ice and so
There's a seasonal mix-upherein.
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Post #119ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.The surgery's done, now it's time for some fun,
Even though they are still kind of smartin',
Now the saline's in place,
And with a smile on her face,
They resemble that of Dolly Parton.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.Poor Alice, who lived in Corvallis
Had heard of, but not seen, the male phallus.
At her first sight of one
She started to run
And was last seen running through Dallas
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Post #121ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.There once was a rooster from Tarmer
Who thought he was quite the charmer
Until, by the shed
He lost his proud head
To the rusty red axe of the farmer.
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