RE: Rhymes or Limericks.I wonder just what is thereason
why springs such an ornery season.
First it's cold, then it's hot,
Then it's icy, then not
Makes me ask whether spring is just teasin.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.While in bed with a barmaid named Flo,
She said, "Instead of coming you better go."
I exclaimed, "I thought were having fun."
She said, "Yes, but you better run,
I hear my husband at the back doo'."
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Post #124ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.The new wife was the cheating slut kind,
But soon she was busted she'd find,
With pics at the wedding,
The best man in her bedding,
Doing more than pinching her hind,
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.There was a young man named Keith,
who liked to be fondled beneath.
When she used her lips,
he wiggled his hips,
but not when the she used her teeth.
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Post #126ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.A young lady named Rose,
Turns heads wherever she goes,
She sits in a chair,
with her legs in the Air,
Striking a marvellous Pose.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.A postman whose notions were lewd
Went about his route in the nude,
He said, "I'm a mailman
And to prove Im a male, man,
This methods convincing, if crude!"
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.A lady who lived in West Louth
Returned from a visit down South.
Her Papa said, "Nelly,
There's more in your belly
Than ever went in through your mouth!"
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Post #129ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.There once was a man from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds,
Within half an hour,
Hisdick was a flower,
And his ballswere all covered with weeds.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.Cried an over-sexed dolly named Dunn,
Enjoying triangular fun,
"Twin brothers in heat
And a fast double beat
Proves that two heads are better than one!"
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.There once was a man named Barack
Whose Re-Election cam as a shock
He raised the taxes I pay,
and then turned marriage gay
And now hes coming after your Glock.
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