RE: Rhymes or Limericks.A hubby would frequently play
The field, to his wifes dismay.
So she got him a date
With a transvestite mate,
And thus made him a queen, for a day.
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Post #153ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.There was a young lady named Hilda
Who went driving one night with a builder.
He said that he should
That he could and he would,
And he did and it pretty near killed 'er.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.There are folks who like food rather bland,
In which all trace of flavors been banned.
But if I had my wishes,
Theyd serve fiery dishes
In evry last joint in the land.
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Post #155ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.A painter, who lived in Great Britain,
Interrupted two girls with their knittin'
He said, with a sigh,
"That park bench--well I
Just painted it, right where you're sittin.'"
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.My tire was thumping
I thought it was flat
when I looked at the tire
I noticed your cat.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.I know I once said, not in jest,
That I planned to give limericks a rest,
But that promise won't mute me:
I'm back! OK, shoot me----
I'm wearing my bullet-proof vest.
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Post #158ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Rhymes or Limericks.So are the limericks back to stay,
Along with other games to play,
Don't worry,I won't shoot you,
It's not something I would do,
Without good reason, should I say.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.Most poets write Roses are red,
But I started my love poem instead
A rose is chartreuse,
Which is why, I deduce,
I never did get her in bed.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.Our clocks all need changing tonight.
Daylight Saving Time oh what a blight!
We may think it a crock,
But must alter each clock
Till the powers that be see the light.
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RE: Rhymes or Limericks.I once drank a glass of champagne
Then ran naked into the rain
I love all the bubbles
But it caused so much trouble
I'll never drink it again!
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