RE: Add A Limerick.What's on television tonight,
I'm all alone, but, that's alright.
Soon we will again temp fate.
She will say she must work late.
For her husbands not too bright.
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RE: Anyone care to add a limerick?"Your excuse simply can't be believed.
You're a liar! I feel quite deceived."
Said the gal, as she wept,
To her lover, who'd slept
With her mother. (I guess she was peeved.)
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RE: Anyone care to add a limerick?A barmaid was going to bat,
For a customer most thought was a rat.
Her motives were impure,
She had a plan to ensure,
To make certain her tips were fat.
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Post #45ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Add A Limerick.There was once a young man from Gwent,
One night with the barmaid he went,
That was his lot,
For she had got,
All of his money well spent.
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RE: Add A Limerick.There was once a young man from Gwent,
Over a table a barmaid he bent,
She opened her honey pot,
But, that's not what she got.
Into the wrong hole it went.
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RE: Add A Limerick.A fellow in need of a doc
In emergency suffering from shock
Mocked his wife's Asian cooking:
When he wasn't looking
She struck his head hard with her wok
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Post #48ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Add A Limerick.There was a young lady from China,
Now living in North Carolina,
She said it is strange,
Out on the range,
And things back home are much finer.
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RE: Add A Limerick.I dated a young lady from China,
Now living in North Carolina,
Realizing I wanted some strange
A plan I tried to arrange
To diddle her sister in South Carolina.
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RE: Add A Limerick.There once was a young man from Nr Tamworth,
Who out into the cold weather did venture forth.
To do that naked he had to be very bold.
But, he soon discovered it was far too cold.
To be frolicking naked outside that far north.
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Post #51ManOfWicklowUltra NudistA lie has speed, but truth has endurance. RE: Add A Limerick.In Vienna I stopped for some strudell,
It's crust was as limp as a noodle,
We waited an hour,
The filling was sour,
And the pie wasn't fit fora poodle.
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